The current queen of UK house music has her own TV show on YouTube.

We sort of feel like we’ve been waiting for this all our lives. Filmed by fellow UK house dons Deep Teknologi (read our profile of them and download their mix for FACT here), these are our highlights of Cooly G TV so far:

–          Cooly’s hand movements in the first scene.
–          “I want it to be dramatic, because I am dramatic. Okay?”
–          Everything involving Simbad. “C’est beaucoup – that’s a lot!”
–          Cooly getting her eyelashes done at 4am on Curtain Road.
–          The monologue at the end about not wanting to go home.

You can watch it all above. Part 2 hopefully coming soon.