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Rapper Foxy Brown, who spent the 90’s jocking with the likes of Lil Kim and Missy Elliot for the position of premier female rapper, working with Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, Nas and more in her time, was arrested this week for violating a protective order filed by a rival in her neighbourhood, and mooning the neighbour. That’s right, mooning. We didn’t think mooning still happened – the idea of getting arrested for it is bizarre.

Brown was arrested on Wednesday after an altercation with Arlene Raymond, who the rapper has apparently been feuding with since ’07 – the year she allegedly assaulted Raymond with a cellphone, something she eventually apologised for.

The pair become involved in a dispute over the volume of Brown’s music as she was rehearsing, during which Raymond claims that Brown walked up to her home, called her a “dirty bitch” and, in the words of the police report [via TMZ], “bent over and thrust her buttocks at the neighbour while shouting “kiss my ass”.

According to Brown’s manager Bernadette Brennan , “Foxy is completely innocent of these charges”, and “is in good spirits” [via AllHipHop]. The rapper has been charged with six criminal offences, including public lewdness, criminal contempt, menacing and harassment.