Protect Ya Neck.

The Wu-Tang Clan have always been good at selling merchandise, but this new Wu-Tang branded bike has to be the weirdest piece we’ve seen so far. Made by Arizona’s State Bicycle Co. it’s not cheap at $599, but it is limited edition, and it’s also a fixie, so if you’re looking to impress your hip friends while on your way to the local cupcake bakery, you’ll probably want to be perched on top of it.

We can only hope that the actual Wu-Tang members were sent promotional bicycles themselves, and somewhere in Staten Island Capadonna’s off on his travels now, whizzing past the bodega at breakneck speed on the wasp-colored brakeless construction.

We do however think State Bicycle Co. might have missed a trick not offering ‘Chrome Wheels‘, though. [via Consequence of Sound]