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Lady Gaga, using her potential to become one of the world’s most subversive, interesting pop stars to full effect, has decided to debut her new single, ‘Born This Way’, on the website of celeb-obsessed man-child Perez Hilton, who I’m pretty sure is one of the main reasons why half the world hates America.

In keeping with this, I thought I’d review it via a collage of quotes from Perez’s comment section. That’s probably a stupid idea, but at least the results will be better than ‘Born This Way’s chorus, and you know, you get what you ask for in this game.

“OK AT FIRST”, “This song is” “tacky” “with a” “pretty lame” “dance beat” “and just seems” “catered to” “Queens”. “it gets” “BETTER” “later” “but still” “the song not strong”. “She should have swallowed this baby instead of letting it live”.

“David Guetta… that’s all I hear.” “but at least” ‘it’s not” ‘The Black Eyed Peas.”

Anna Russell

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