Mr Muthafuckin’ eXquire, probably the muckiest member of the Universal stable, has floated a new track online.

On ‘Good Pussy In Chicago’, eXquire plays the tour guide, offering the listener a step-by-step tour up and down his bedpost, with handy annotations ready for every notch. Over some soporific head-nod, eXquire and comrade Goldie Glo provide surprisingly tender accounts of their respective holiday hookups. The bragging doesn’t quite reach Lou Bega levels, but you do get athe splendid image of eXquire’s pubic hair hanging like mistletoe. Given his new status as a major-label player, eXquire’s going to have plenty of opportunities to head back to the Windy City; here’s hoping he brings us back a similarly cheery souvenir the next time around. You can grab the track here.

 

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