R. Kelly’s shopping list leaked, and it is fantastic. Because it’s R. Kelly’s shopping list.

Cruises, closets and brushes with the law – it’s common knowledge that R. Kelly‘s life is insane.

The singer’s shopping habits, however, are pretty normal – in fact, in some ways they’re a little bit gross. Vulture claim to have uncovered a handwritten grocery list of Kelly’s, which requests the following: dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, two different types of cookie dough, Romaine lettuce (not already cut), bananas (three only), and three different types of sorbet.

We’d make a joke about Kells planning for a big night in for Breaking Bad, but he’s probably more the type to indulge in a marathon of his own Trapped in the Closet.

Check out the full shopping list below.