D Double E is the unlikely star of the IKEA Christmas advert

No, really.

In a truly inspired move, IKEA has featured the bars of one of the best to ever do it in its new Christmas advert.

D Double E comes through with instant classics such as “This table’s older than the pyramids / At least its younger than the mirror is” and “It’s like somebody hit it with a bulldozer / If your house was a car it would get pulled over” in a short verse about the importance of a home that is, in the words of IKEA, “worthy of a get together.”

At IKEA, we believe every home is worthy of a get together. This party season, let’s show home shame the door and Silence The Critics, once and for all.#WonderfulEveryday

For ideas, inspiration and products to get your home party season ready, visit https://t.co/SwcNGwExQN pic.twitter.com/Tq0KRL1uQ5

— IKEA UK (@IKEAUK) November 8, 2019

For those who still can’t believe their eyes and ears, D Double has confirmed the Christmas miracle on social media.

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Its finally out my G’s I’ve officially done a advert with @ikeauk. A few people thought it was fake 😂😂 it’s 100% authentic no watered down business ADVERT OF THE YEAR @staroneuk with the production 🔥🔥🔥 Big up everyone involved Especially my @blukumusic team My manager @itsmrdixon family ❤️ #wonderfuleveryday #silencethecritics #ikeaxmas2019 #motherlondon #wakethetown #music #starone #blukumusic #blukubluku #london

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