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Lie back and think of…Nikki Sixx?

Mötley Crüe may have played their final ever tour but the band haven’t stopped bouncing ideas off each other, as their new line of sex toys suggests.

The Official Mötley Crüe Collection has been created in collaboration with adult toy manufacturers Lovehoney. Out in September, the range includes “eight powerful mini and midi-sized vibrators,” emblazoned with artwork from the band’s ‘classic’ albums like Girls, Girls, Girls, Shout at the Devil and Too Fast for Love.

No prices or a specific release date has been confirmed as yet but among the (painful sounding) products are the Mötley Crüe Classic Skull 10 Function Bullet Vibrator in gold and the Mötley Crüe Too Fast For Love 10 Function Bullet Vibrator in silver.

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“We like nothing better than making the fans happy,” marketing executive Barry Drinkwater said in a press release last week, while Lovehoney’s Sabrina Earnshaw guarantees that the range will deliver “the power and pleasure you’d expect from ‘The World’s Most Notorious Rock Band’.” This is coming from the same company that last year promised “the loudest buzz in the world” with their collection of Motörhead vibrators.

And if you’re looking to take your relationship with Pokémon Go to the next level, this Pokémon Go-themed dildo range, aptly titled Pokemoan, may just hit the spot. The toys come in four shapes and have names like Squirty and Piky, so you can crush all your childhood dreams in one misguided orgasm.

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