The United States of Dance.

Someone named Kyle Tucker has taken to — a site run by the American government that allows you to petition the White House — to have the National Anthem changed to Finnish trance track ‘Sandstorm’.

The petition reads: “Our national anthem is outdated and stale. Changing it to Darude – Sandstorm will ensure our country is elevated in the modern age. Let’s make America great again.”

Bro, Darude’s ‘Sandstorm’ is also outdated and stale. Please sign my petition to make Justin Bieber’s ‘Sorry’ the new National Anthem. At least the lyrics are somewhat reflection of how we should be expressing ourselves, even if the song is sung by a Canadian.



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