Move over Avicii, there’s another 4/4 prophylactic in town.

UK techno label Perc Trax, home to Ansome, Truss and Perc, has expanded its merch offering with some branded condoms.

The johnnies come in a variety of colours and are on sale for £3 a pack from the label’s Bandcamp.

We know what you’re thinking. Brooklyn noisy-techno bod Shawn O’Sullivan was thinking the same.