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No, really.

In a truly inspired move, IKEA has featured the bars of one of the best to ever do it in its new Christmas advert.

D Double E comes through with instant classics such as “This table’s older than the pyramids / At least its younger than the mirror is” and “It’s like somebody hit it with a bulldozer / If your house was a car it would get pulled over” in a short verse about the importance of a home that is, in the words of IKEA, “worthy of a get together.”

For those who still can’t believe their eyes and ears, D Double has confirmed the Christmas miracle on social media.

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